i uh, don't have more than 3 close friends that know the real me. it's true. it's not because i'm solitary or because i'm not likable. it's not because i don't WANT more than 3 friends... it's a situation came to pass because of the truth about me. most people would really, really run far and run fast if they knew how i really felt about things... i'm a GRUMP.
1. i HATE: oprah, american idol, disney, winnie the fat pooh, country... OH COUNTRY I HATE YOU, various CSI shows, children that aren't mine, people that say things like, "do groceries" or "supper" or "phone me!" or "honey buns", american made cars, shopoholic/mad bride/vampire/harry potter novels, small dogs, drugstore make up, healthy breakfasts, and the OC.
2. i LOVE: complaining, swearing, caving and ordering take-out more than twice a week, the BRITISH ramsay's kitchen nightmares series, being disgruntled, calling my loved ones sweet names like 'dullard' and 'shit for brains', people who dress nice, drinking wine out of a juice glass, really fat cats (otherwise i'm not interested) and handwriting.
i see people that i knew in highschool and i hide because i don't CARE what they're up to. i think of most people on the road or in the mall as idiotic obsticles. romance is basically ridiculous. i wish people would stop being afraid to say that someone is black or brown, they are... it's NOT a judgement, it's a color. i think the zodiac is true and real and predictive of personality. i don't go outside if it's below 60 degrees out except to go to and from the car because i HAVE to. i hate walking places, not because i'm lazy but because it's way boring. when i'm angry, i cry. i know that i can read every other page of a Franklin book and it will still make enough sense, that way i can read it to Sam faster. if i disagree with you and i don't think you're worth agreeing with, i will tell you i agree so you'll shut up. i hate small talk, i'd rather it be uncomfortable in the elevator. my hair smells really bad when it's wet.
it's all horrible. it's all horrible and it's all TRUE. so when you wonder why we don't chat much, it's because i don't think you'll understand.
i proudly count myself among the precious three.
Posted by: so pauvre | February 10, 2009 at 09:42 PM
Its really creepy how much we have in common. except that i hate all children other than my god son and my hair actually smells nice when wet and i have 2 small dogs.
Posted by: Randomnotions | February 10, 2009 at 11:18 PM
as well you should, leash. as well you should.
Posted by: punchanella | February 11, 2009 at 07:26 PM
I feel ya on the kids that aren't mine (and I don't have any) and mad bride novels.
Posted by: PBW | February 14, 2009 at 07:15 PM